If gravity was not a law,
And instead, a word of advice,
Then a kid on a see-saw,
Would not be quite nice.

No spring, no bounce,
Except a floating,
And a girl who would flounce,
Would only spring.

A soup would be disastrous,
A rink would be dangerous,
A drink completely not fun,
A project completely undone.

So let's all thank
The law of gravity.
For, to be frank,
It's not depravity.

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